Him: You always destroy everything of mine that you use.
Me: That’s not fair! Name one thing I’ve destroyed.
Him: …
Me: Go on! Name one thing.
Him: If you had driven my car and gotten into an accident, you would have destroyed my car.
Me: ??!!
This would be even funnier if I hadn’t wanted to kill him.
wah who is he? sounds pretty reasonable though. Deduction theory is spot on.
you two are hilarious man. Him is Dr Manhattan. He can see the future.
HAHAHAHAH…agree with g about the Dr. Manhattan…AHHAHAHA.