I am a little annoyed with Kenny G today, because I dreamt in the wee hours of this morning that he was gay. I know it’s not his fault and I really have nothing against gay people; I’m just a little peeved because I woke up really tired, as one tends to when they’ve been dreaming instead of sleeping soundly.

In my dream, I discovered that not only was Kenny G gay, he was also going out with a university student. A guy student, obviously. It’s a complete parallel of this story. Then I happened to meet his err… partner, and realised this “student” wasn’t as young as I’d expected. In fact, he was in his late twenties at least; one of those who’d gone back to university after working.

And then I woke up really tired. And irritated.

For the record, Kenny G is happily married to a woman and has two sons. And I actually really like the guy because I did a phone interview with him once and he was totally nice.

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One Response to Kenny Gay

  1. callous says:

    i think your body is telling you it needs sex.

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