I knew he was trouble the minute I laid eyes on him. He talked too much, he seemed too sure of himself, he was… well, annoying. And that was just in the first 60 seconds.
A couple of hours later, I was standing at the doorway when he looked up from a conversation he was having with a few people around him.
“I thought you were Jojo Struys the first time I saw you,” he said in my general direction. No “hello”, nothing. I had never spoken to him in my life. I looked at him.
“I was going to come up and say hi because you know, she’s a personal friend of mine. But then I looked again and realised you weren’t her. She’s much prettier than you.”
I swear, you could almost hear some of the guys around us gasp. But Mr. Fatty didn’t wait for my reaction, simply turned back and continued his conversation. I didn’t say anything. Jojo Struys is a local radio DJ and artiste and I look nothing like her.
“A few of us are planning to make a movie,” he said in my general direction again. “You want to be in it?”
The guys around us were waiting to see how I would react. Not Mr. Fatty. He went right back to his conversation. He seems to enjoy talking at people without waiting for a response.
“I don’t think so,” I said, just loud enough for the others to hear.
Hahahaha…sounds like he was trying to hit on you! And yes, I’m serious… =)
Haha, you’re the only one who’s said that so far. A few people have suggested I push him down the stairs or something.
remember what i taught you young padawan: “She’s prolly friends with people like you just so she’ll feel pretty about herself.”
my gawd you should use that line at least once so my whole process of coming out with it won’t go down the drain muahahah
haha! Yes err…Obi Wan (or whoever it is who teaches young padawan). i will see if the opportunity arises for me to put your line to good use :)
Hello! So nice to find your blog. You are a very fun writer to read… Is there an episode 2? I bet there has been. I myself have had a few episodes of my own.
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hey Kubhaer! i imagine you must have. i thought there was going to be an episode two yesterday. but no, the boy wised up. just a little.
Thanks! It was a compliment towards you, not an unwarranted attack. Well, to each his own,and I thank thee for making the boy wise up. Indeed he has, indeed.
Hey Mr Fatty, nice to see you here. Thanks for popping by.