Things I didn’t need to know

This is by far one of the grossest pieces of celebrity news I have ever come across.

And speaking of which, I have these saved up from Jessie, who generously shared her blobs of wisdom during our date night two evenings ago. The first she offered while we were eating dinner:

“I think someone should invent a machine to suck out all the mucus in my nose.”

Then as we were leaving the restaurant:

“Now that my nose is blocked, whenever I pee, it feels extra warm.”

Like I said, things I didn’t need to know.

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