Hubby was doing his customary channel surfing when we came across an episode of Gossip Girl that we’d already seen.
Me: (Points to Carter) He’s rumoured to be going out with… what’s her name again?
Hubby: Who?
Me: Serena’s best friend.
Hubby: Blair.
Me: Yes, Blair. He’s rumoured to be going out with Blair.
Hubby: I want to go out with Serena.
Me: You can’t. She’s going out with Penn Badgley.
Hubby: Can you tell me when they break up? Then I’ll go after her.
Me: Okay.
Hubby: (Pauses) What’s her name again?
I knew it. He’s just as superficial as I am.
